On Magic Johnson's fiftieth anniversary a secret CIA document was made public for the first time. It states as follows:
CIA: Mr. President, a famous person just contracted HIV.
Bush: What criteria does he meet?
CIA: Well, he's not gay, and he doesn't inject drugs with needles, but he is a black man.
Bush: Your third fact makes this a little more difficult, but because he passes two of the three criteria I say give him the cure. But swear him to secracy and make him promise never to play basketball again.
CIA: To hear is to obey.